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Sexually Transmitted Dating

When a purely sexual relationship turns into a romantic relationship.

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When one sleeps around in the hope that one of the encounters turns in to a relationship.
Allie has been sleeping with every guy she finds attractive, she's sexually transmitted dating.
by May Chete August 6, 2009
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Sexual Hermits

Sexual Hermits is

When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
"Sexual Hermits"
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
by jlh119 January 12, 2010
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Sexual Glaze

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"
by jimcool126 September 18, 2012
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Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012
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Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.
" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."
by Borta58 December 18, 2012
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Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.
"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."
by SVP October 8, 2013
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Sexual Atheism

John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.
by Garrett Starr February 11, 2015
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