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sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.
Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.
by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016
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Raw-Sausage

The act of tearing your banjo-string and pulling your foreskin to the base of ones penis.
Guy 1: Dude! hows your raw-sausage?
Guy 2: Its painful and red...
by Chocolate Gloves May 11, 2015
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Sausage Squatter

A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex

: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.
Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.
by Turtle Party January 3, 2022
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retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015
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Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.
The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.
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Giant Sausage

the most amazing person on xbox live.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.
"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"

"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."
by GiantSausage January 20, 2009
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Sausage Pussy

When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.
Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan

Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.

Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.
by Whatshappining July 3, 2020
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