soft

Used in reference to the phrase: hard times, this is the opposite, thus good or great or awesome things are soft

The party last night was SOFT!

The keg arrived! SOFT!

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

soft penis

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

Big Soft

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Water Dog."

I'm glad I had a "Big Soft" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

by MartialV December 30, 2007

Soft ghetto

a blogstyle made up by the blog yung-medusa.tumblr.com It started as a parody on the blogstyle 'soft grunge', but quickly grew out to something weel known on tumblr. A soft ghetto blog is a mix of seapunk, pale and (ofcourse) ghetto and ratchet.

Ohhh man, that blog is soft ghetto as fuck!

by yung-medusa November 26, 2013

Anna sofia

A smart, beautiful, tall girl who only goal in life is to make others happy. On the outside she appears to be a girl who is in love with sports especially football and will take control if needed. She can sometimes feel as she never does enough though, her friends really do appreciate her efforts. As I said before, her only goal is to make others happy and she knows when her friends are feeling down and as soon as she finds out she does something about it.

Anna sofia is helpful

by MiniMalism May 5, 2018

Softball law

The law all softball players go by (and yes I mean the sport!) The law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and NEVER a c- ch- CHEERLEADER! Cheerleaders are softball players enimies.

Blond 1: So at like cheerleading rite...
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.

by Softball hottiexox January 20, 2010

sofa surfer

Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.

Does X live here to?
No, he's just a sofa surfer.

by Miranda The Mosher March 21, 2004