sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

sleep oven

When you want to have a sleep over and you type “oven” instead and all the Jews come over

Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?

by PotatoNazi24 May 10, 2018

sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.

"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."

by maddeathie May 10, 2018

Shleepin

"Shleepin" is a term usually used during later in the night. However "shleepin" can also be used during the day when a nibba tryna take a nap
Synonyms: sleep, bedtime, hitting the hay, nighty-night.

Me and my nibba was tryna start shleepin, but grandma came in and yelled in a concerning voice "is anyone here?"

by Dynostics March 13, 2018

scheepisch

Pseudo-German for "sheepish" meaning timid especially in the political climate.

Stop being scheepisch be a leader not a follower!

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg May 18, 2018

sleepfortheweeki'monlyhalfweek

Things cringey kids like me will spam at their friend's number

Friend: go the fuck to sleep
You: SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek

by Fell mettaton June 13, 2018

Sleep

A state of consciousness in which the nervous system is inactive, usually deprived or overused.

Will you shut up so I can get some sleep?

by (◉ᴥ◉) June 14, 2018