Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy

Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon

by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022

Bomb-rocket

A person, object, situation or event (including past and future) that is not adequately described by the phrase "The bomb". The rocket component of the phrase adds additional passion or awesomeness.

Wow this steak is really tender and loaded with flavour, it's the bomb-rocket.

I bought this car last week, it's the bomb-rocket to drive.

by Tom Dance December 13, 2008

Chocolate Rocket Sauce

The stuff (be it juice, bbq sauce or ejaculate) that comes out of the end of a penis belonging to a black dude.
OR
Anal matter that may evacuate during or after anal sex.
OR
An intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations...Better known as diarrhea.

Hey April, move your head to the side a little, here comes my chocolate Rocket Sauce!

by Mr. Crud January 4, 2009

dick rocked

The act of dominating someone in such an embarrassing way that it seems that you could of done it easily with your penis.

Man I just dick rocked you in that last game, it was 21-0. Step it up nancy!

by crzyMANbeast December 7, 2010

Jolly Rocket

A sexual act in whic you defecate in a condom, freeze it, and knock your partner out with it. While your partner is unconscious, you proceed to stick the frozen poop condom into their ear.

I'm going to break up with Carol. It's time for the Jolly Rocket.

by Cptainfalcon December 5, 2013

Saturn rocket

Like the NASA rockets, a three stage shit, usually after a night of drinking. It's a hard, knotty turd followed by a soft clay-like shit and topped off by loose toilet spray.

After drinking $1 drafts all night and the White Castle, I fired out a Saturn rocket this morning.

by theangrybeard September 14, 2014

Anus Rocket

Something screwed, fucked or messed up.

Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.

by chinggg chongg September 29, 2014