pre-dog

Similar to pre-rinsing dishes prior to washing them, either by hand or dishwasher. Dish, bowl, etc, is placed on the floor & your dog licks it "pre-clean".

Honey, please don't forget to pre-dog your plate before you put it in the dishwasher.

by TSgtShoe February 26, 2011

pre-sequitur

actually there is no such thing as a presequitur, but there is a common misconcepton that there is something of that nature which exists. The Phallacy results due to an ignorance of linguistic derivation commonly known as ontology.
Non means "without"
sequitur means following
therefore non sequitur means without following
in some examples people mistakenly believe a presequitur is something that crops up from a previous conversation in a new conversation - but this is still merely a non sequitur

a) Dude are you sure about this presequitur business
b) oh absolutely certain - doesnt exist
a) fried eggs ?
b) hmmm what?
a) thats what i think we ate that on tabletop mountain
b) ahaha oh I get it you used a non-sequitur
a) yes to illustrate the point that its not a pre-sequitur

by nignips January 3, 2008

Pre-Friday

A Friday in which you are required to work on the next day, Saturday; ruining your entire weekend.

Peter: Did you hear, we are wroking on Saurday this week.

Michael: I know, tomorrow is a Pre-Friday, instead of a regular Friday.

by CheeeeseDizzle December 11, 2010

Pre-pup

The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.

John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.

by megatorial May 19, 2009

Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

Pre-game

holding something in one hand while the other in your mouth finishes (sexual or not)

I've got this cough drop in my hand, but the one in my mouth isn't gone yet, it's kinda like a pre-game.

by the_butler23 March 30, 2009

pre-high's

If we haven't had a 'cone' all day and its starting to get late, POTheads start to get nervous and excited.

"Hahaha. I must have the pre-high's hardcore, I'm talking so much shit...A bong will shut me up."

by Diego September 14, 2003