Solitaire porn

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background

Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that

by Bobby-bastard April 24, 2008

porn enthusiast

Noun: One who enjoys the sexual pleasures of porn

You are a porn enthusiast

by Haydey June 29, 2008

European Porn

Porn scripted, directed, and produced in Europe, targeted for people who would rather watch it over reading one of Rush Limbaugh's shit filled books.

Rush Limbaugh: For crying out loud Brian, read my book! Judge for yourself.

Brian: Ah, I'd sooner spend the night watching European porn.

Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: KALALOOOOL!!
Woman: ARKARUDAAA!!

by Anonymous3892 October 5, 2010

porn out

often happens in a blackout, where your power goes down and you cannot watch porn.

Rick: these are some scary times Jim, scary times.

Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.

Rick:yea i suppose your right

by MRbomangles January 22, 2011

ruin porn

Photos of abandoned buildings in cities that are busted out down on their luck.

Photographers come to Detroit or New Orleans and try to capture some hardcore ruin porn to put in a magazine. It's super lame.

by DtownHustler April 30, 2010

Dragon Porn

1. Pornography showing dragons engaged in sexual acts.

2. Pornography showing people engaged in sexual acts on the back of a flying dragon.

"Dragon porn really gets me going, I like how their scales rub together!"

"Gross! I only like the other type of Dragon Porn with people!"

by Lankmaster9000 September 24, 2009

lip porn

an unnecessarily lengthy display of kissing

Chick flicks are full of lip porn.

by Seth Avrom Miller July 30, 2008