al jizzera

dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.

those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.

by mrbomangles March 01, 2011

TuFap Shakur

1. a drive by fapping.

2. the act of beating your meat in a car while unsuspecting onlookers witness it.

Sanjaya just pulled a TuFap Shakur on his way into work at the 7-11.

by MrBomangles January 26, 2011

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.

i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.

by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

chud baby

a baby who is born on the streets of new york through the process of piled up condoms and a sewer rat. typically occurs on tuesdays.

lets make a chud baby

by MrBomangles January 22, 2011

porn out

often happens in a blackout, where your power goes down and you cannot watch porn.

Rick: these are some scary times Jim, scary times.

Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.

Rick:yea i suppose your right

by MRbomangles January 22, 2011

ashhole

when someone likes to have cigarettes put out on their butthole.

hey i heard staceys an ashhole.

by MrBomangles January 22, 2011