where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018

hit the berry patch

Verb; meaning "to go to the berry patch" a store well known in Ellerbe, NC.

Dude, you wanna hit the berry patch later?

by Reid Nottoday March 17, 2020

burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch

“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.

by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020