Tangy Porker

When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack,crevice and orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as much sweat and smell from the depths of the afore mentioned areas, afterwhich you take said finger and with one swift,firm motion wipe along the top lip(just under the nostrils) of the tool in question, leaving a very distinct and informative aroma multiplied in informativness if the said tool is sporting a moustache.

After deciding that Gregory had been a total twat the day before, Nigel,remembering that he hadn`t had a shower for about 2 days decided that a tangy porker was in order, especially as Gregory had elevated his toolness by sporting a moustache.

by JoBoomBoom May 22, 2009

porking lot

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005

Porker

Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.

"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"

by shoVel July 20, 2004

porkin

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman July 6, 2005

Porky Surprise

A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.

The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".

by Houdinia December 9, 2008

Porkmate

Someone who you are porking, under the general circumstance that there is no relationship post porking.

Jessie's porkmate turned out to only be in it for the rebound. He porked her and left.

by Porkmate June 28, 2016

porkhole

1. In commercial hot dog processing, the hole in the machine that extrudes hot dog filling at a steady, unflinching rate
2. A donut hole made of bacon
3. The mouth of anything that eats pork

Hey Mark! Quit gawking at that porkhole (#1) and put some of these porkholes (#2) in your porkhole (#3). They're delicious.

by nasty_nate_eighty_eight May 31, 2017