face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
by Razzmatazz101 January 31, 2012
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Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
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Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight
by Harry m8s December 13, 2016
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wastie face

face transfiguration resulting from mass consumption of booze
she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face
by deadlatte January 04, 2008
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Krook Face

Rapper from America that use go by the name BRAIN APEX.
Damn Krook Face is super based!
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Newfag Face

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.
Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.
by trippedupnddippedup March 29, 2011
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Troll Face

The face you make when trolling occurs
Victim of my trollage: NUUUU! Y U NO CHEESEBURGER

Troll: Troll face!

The creature:

Troll: XD
by Chillin95 February 22, 2022
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