Trumpeter Mom

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.

While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.

by RMSLO November 14, 2019

Mom-Sick

When you're in a situation where you have to be away from your mother for an extended period of time and you really miss having your mom around you.

Tina's mom has to go to Mexico alone for a while and she's already feeling super mom-sick

by Animegamer750 May 27, 2020

CBD Mom

Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.

"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."

by cbdmom February 6, 2020

your mom

(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.

Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022

mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018

Your mom

Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long

Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?

by Spud.butt.69 July 13, 2021

Dameons mom

gone....

where is dameons mom?
she left and never came back. At least black people dont have that problem

by JJDOGG69 November 23, 2021