by jgspro February 21, 2014
When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 19, 2022
While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
The past tense form of load shedding. It is used to when referencing the previous night of weekend and the creative ways you found to entertain yourself while there was no electricity.
I was going to play some Overwatch this weekend but I got load shod. I ended up going for a hike and making out with a girl..fml.
by m00ny November 07, 2019
by McKeiser March 25, 2020
LITERALLY - explode; or experience overload.
(verb)
1: to exceed ones limit of learning or understanding.
(noun)
2: an instance of exceeding the limit of ones knowledge or skill level.
3: someone or something that causes and overload of knowledge or understanding.
(transitive verb) - EXP/loaded; EXP/loads
(adjective) - EXP/loadable
(verb)
1: to exceed ones limit of learning or understanding.
(noun)
2: an instance of exceeding the limit of ones knowledge or skill level.
3: someone or something that causes and overload of knowledge or understanding.
(transitive verb) - EXP/loaded; EXP/loads
(adjective) - EXP/loadable
- If she has one more fetish, then I'm going to EXP/load! (like, "explode")
- Watching professionals play StarCraft is an EXP/load. (literally, "experience overload")
- UrbanDictionary.com could be the biggest EXP/loader on the internet that's not a porn site. (either, "exploder" or "experience overloader")
- Watching professionals play StarCraft is an EXP/load. (literally, "experience overload")
- UrbanDictionary.com could be the biggest EXP/loader on the internet that's not a porn site. (either, "exploder" or "experience overloader")
by MrGlasco October 12, 2010
When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 20, 2011