Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

strep load

A load of semen from a man infected with strep throat. RSK

Taylor gave half the women in the Missouri tri-county area strep loads, now they all have strep

by PKARSK February 18, 2018

Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

Shwack Load

A bunch of stuff, a plethora of information,

"That chick has a shwack load of baggage..."

"You could win a shwack load of cash from powerball"

by AdamLevine May 1, 2016

Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022

Load the pipe

Pack ganja doobie into bong bowl piece paraphernalia.

Do you want to load the pipe before we leave ?

by Jasminejones January 20, 2024

Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".

I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.

by A COOMER May 24, 2022