You Should Not Look This Up

Something that you just shouldn't look up, no matter the reason why. Trust me you don't want to look this up!

Person 1-"You know what You Should Not Look This Up on Urban Dictionary"

Person 2-"yea... Totally"

by Yaknow2233 June 2, 2014

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017

we're not here to shag spiders

Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc

Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.

Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.

Come on mate, get your arse into gear, we're not here to shag spiders!

by AussieCol September 22, 2017

if its not worth it don't do it

the greatest phrase ever invented by skeppy.

skeppy: im not gonna do it because if its not worth it don't do it
baldboyhalo: STOP SAYING THAT SKEPPY!

by pencilboy928 June 9, 2020

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.

Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."

by satanslut March 8, 2021

It's Not Unusual

A song by Tom Jones that can make grown men and women weep tears of joy, provided that it is preceded by seven "What's New Pussycat"s.

There's a Spotify playlist based on the Salt and Pepper Diner by John Mulaney. It has 20 "What's New Pussycat"s and 1 "It's Not Unusual."

by name that won't offend anyone March 9, 2021