retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 02, 2015

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swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief January 02, 2016

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Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.

The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.

by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) May 12, 2015

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Sausage Pussy

When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.

Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan

Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.

Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.

by Whatshappining July 03, 2020

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