wasian ninja 

a wasian who is a ninja, this wasian is trained im many martial art styles and can kill with one good punch. Being a hybrid of both white and asian the wasian ninja is both smart and strong. If you cant see the wasian ninja then you may only be seconds away from dying.

I Andrew Li and my Wasian companion Ian King are both Wasian Ninjas.

wasian ninja by andrew li May 22, 2007

Wood Ninja 

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.

Eric is such a wood ninja.

Wood Ninja by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009

juggalo ninja 

The combination of two sad obsessions of suburban teens with no real problems: Insane Clown Posse and Ninjutsu.

Not to be confused with an actual ninja. For all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who's actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your ass handily.

"Wicked Clowns, homie, I'm the juggalo ninja, I'll fuck your ass up as long as I'm home before 9 so my moms won't ground me!"

juggalo ninja by NotJuggalo December 24, 2012

Ninja Spank 

The art of kicking, booting, or stomping on a females face when you have immense hate for her.

"Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."

Ninja Spank by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006

ninja bomb

To Fart in ones hand and hold it, sneak up behind somebody and throw it in their face.

Robert ninja bombed Chris as he was getting his nipple pinched by the other Chris.

ninja bomb by Yu, Yu, Su September 28, 2006

Ninja Porno 

A sex tap made by a sneaky friend. It's usually a low-quality film captured by a cell phone.

Guy 1: Man, did you see that girl I brought home from the bar last night? I slayed her on your couch.

Guy 2: Yeah, I made a ninja porno of you with my Iphone.

Ninja Porno by double d indy December 11, 2009

ninjaistic 

like or comparable to the awesomeness of a ninja. as fantastic as a ninja. having the intense skillfullness of a ninja.

that was ninjaistic!

all asian movies are totally ninjaistic!

ninjaistic by secretasianninja September 17, 2010