Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing

Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.

by Minderbinder December 14, 2022

March 17th

In the vkei community it's the day a popular band named gulu gulu will disband. People are no sad because they liked the band.

Person 1: March 17th
Person 2: *starts sobbing for 3 hours*

by @Ahoymf February 4, 2023

March 22nd, 2013

The day My Chemical Romance broke up officially 10 years ago today
A sad day for music history and emos all around the world

Person 1: Why are you sobbing so hard?
Person 2: It's been 10 years since March 22nd, 2013.

by GeeLuver March 22, 2023

march 27th 2023

The day when the Nintendo 3ds and Wii U Eshops closed down forever...

Nintendo: We announce that the 3DS and Wii U Eshops are closing down forever on March 27th 2023!
Everyone: Why though??
Nintendo: Because uhhhhhhhhhh nobody uses it.
Everyone: A lot of people use it though!
Nintendo: Don't care, didn't ask.

by Stickboi__ March 28, 2023

March 31st

National Give your girlfriend whatever she wants

Gf: Hi love ! <3
Bf: Yeah?

Gf: Its March 31st!
Bf: uhh? yay? wh- OH-
Gf: you have to get me whatever i want <3
Bf: Alright alright ..

by Ayoimsosussylmao July 27, 2023

Jericho March

Systems Engineering term ( used to fix complex problems) only a few people on Earth troubleshoot this way!

Intermittent system problem:
( Super computer crash every 15 min core hog screaming, Machine code branch halt.
Start Jericho March:
#1. get all system manuals, walk around system 7 times.
#2. get system admin babe to blow horn straight leg

SHOUT!!" let the bugs come tumbling out " debuger

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

swally merchant

noun, Scottish (see swally)
A gentleman who is overly fond of a tipple.

'Shuggy boaked oan a polis efter 3 boatils o Buckie.'
'Daft swally merchant.'

by Al Bum October 22, 2008