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a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair
when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan
by anonymous June 18, 2024
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Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.
Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot
My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics
by ohthatpie December 19, 2024
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A man who LOVES Aiden's big balls in his mouth. Like he LOVES Aiden and Langston inside of him like he loves tongue kissing them 24/7 and just getting absolutely railed by them. I mean he's other that or a absolutely great guy and a amazing person fr.
I love people who Jordan I think
by jordanlover12YESyoujordanYOU December 23, 2024
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In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
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Who is this guy, Jordan?
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
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Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
Sorry I cant have anything nice I know a Jordan
by NicknameName February 24, 2025
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A guy from South-east Asia, he wears glasses and is very funny. He struggles in Calculus but is smart. Is bad at Marvel Rivals
by Nindu May 14, 2025
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