Jordan 

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub

Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root

Jordan by murraynod November 21, 2024

Jordan 

Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU

Jordan. The green beast.

Jordan by anonymous December 4, 2024

Jordan 

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot

My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics

Jordan by ohthatpie December 19, 2024

Jordan 

A man who LOVES Aiden's big balls in his mouth. Like he LOVES Aiden and Langston inside of him like he loves tongue kissing them 24/7 and just getting absolutely railed by them. I mean he's other that or a absolutely great guy and a amazing person fr.

I love people who Jordan I think

Jordan by jordanlover12YESyoujordanYOU December 23, 2024

Jordan 

In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.

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Who is this guy, Jordan?

Jordan by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025

Jordan 

Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.

Sorry I cant have anything nice I know a Jordan

Jordan by NicknameName February 24, 2025

Jordan 

A guy from South-east Asia, he wears glasses and is very funny. He struggles in Calculus but is smart. Is bad at Marvel Rivals

Wow! you are such a Jordan!

Jordan by Nindu May 14, 2025