John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.

Oh, you know. John Cringe!

by The wandoman May 30, 2020

John Bill

a john bill is another name for a joint or spliff first used in ireland by a group known as the ard na greine rockers who use the word john before many other words because its fuckin funny and bill comes from the term billy bifter or spliff...putting the two together gives us john bill which is one of many amazing terms used by ther ard na greine rockers...the old term for john bill was sean william

skin up a john bill mads ??

by paul croke November 6, 2008

john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit

oh boy that skin is a john thicc

by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019

John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021

john jam

he is a youtuber and he likes is good af

hi john jam you are a good person

by john jammy December 30, 2021

John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.

Look a John Morris smoking pole

by Random dick weed June 14, 2019