nob jockie

meaning cock head or dickhead or a rude comment made to someone being a jackass

nikki: hey lish! did u see the way that guy was acting?

lish: yeah he was being such a nob jockie

by niklish December 9, 2008

Tiny Jockey

To place ones testicles atop anothers erect penis and swing them back and forth in the manner of a jockey until ejaculation is achieved.

Whippet gave me a brilliant tiny jockey last night!

by Red Handed Jack1 October 21, 2009

Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "

by Ashbk February 3, 2010

nut jockey

The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.

Your such a nut jockey Wiggles.

by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010

Ass Jockey

One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey

Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.

by nate nizzle March 20, 2015

jockeybrawl

A total clusterfuck with an added element of the ridiculous.

Work was a total jockeybrawl today. An entire semi full of chickens tipped over on the jobsite.

by whitey72475 August 12, 2011

jeep jockey

A derogatory term for people who drive Jeeps.

Fucking Jeep jockey, he's got more lights on that Jeep than a Christmas tree.

by SlipperySam December 18, 2012