Mike-Jonesin it 

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

Mike-Jonesin it by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

scrotum jones 

Male prostitute / Elias

My name is scrotum Jones

scrotum jones by Kush Dealer March 16, 2017

ariana jones 

Very nice,pretty,funny,crazy,lovely,has great fashion

Ariana jones you are me I am you and your beautiful just the way you are

ariana jones by Ariana@lovely August 10, 2017

jess jones 

She’s a badass and super fit. I don’t even know why she’s still single. Plus her name was stolen by that girl on that shitty Netflix show.

Jess jones is well cool

jess jones by TheRealJessJones October 27, 2017

lexi jones 

lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!

guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;]

lexi jones by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017

candy jones 

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

candy jones by London topaz April 21, 2018

greg jones hefley 

my life sucks because someone ruinded it

hey greg jones hefley

greg jones hefley by gwegs21 June 6, 2018