Super Straight

A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights

Good dude: heyy whats your sexuality?
Unnamed: Super straight
Good dude: oh...

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011

Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous February 20, 2011

Sus Straight

the straight in the friend group of gays who just gives off very homo energy

Haley- I’m gay

Natalee- I’m gay
Sarah- I’m gay
Jessica (who wears flannels, enjoys her kiwis and just screams lesbian)- i’m straight
all- 🤨
Natalie- She’s a sus straight

by i eat menmmmm June 2, 2021

Straight Tiktok

Where people like Charlie Damilio and Chase Hudson pops up on your fyp

Dude I think I'm on straight tiktok
tough luck dude

by sup chad May 21, 2021

super straight

people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023

Slightly Straight

When someone is only attracted to transgender people born the same gender as them, but are now the opposite gender.

Girl 1: Hey! Can we go out?
Bob: Are you transgender?
Girl1: No. Why would you ask?
Bob: Oh, I'm Slightly Straight and I'm only attracted to trans women.

by Slightly Straight March 21, 2021