Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.
"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
by Not_To_Be_Named March 04, 2009
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crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.
by AnarchyLED February 29, 2016
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crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.
oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.
by connie ronnie July 08, 2019
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mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain
Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.
by your truely molly February 04, 2022
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Crack Window

The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.

While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.
"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."

"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."
by I R Bin February 23, 2010
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