Irish spit ball

When your fucking a girl and you finish in her vaginia, then quickly bend down and suck it all back out with your mouth.

I didn't want to have kids with Amanda so I gave her an Irish spit ball.

by Mr.Meeseekes420 December 11, 2022

irish clapping

When a female sits on a mans genitalia and bounces up and down rapidly until the fluid known as semen erupts from the males genitalia.

I heard Michael and Catherine were Irish Clapping in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom

by Mermaid man July 28, 2014

Irish sleep

When someone passes out from being drunk out of their face.

" mayt I tell yer, I was dead drunk out me face and had me some irish sleep in dae ditch "

by Madtwattah January 9, 2012

irish slip

When you leave a bed after copulation without the other party knowing that you've left

Mike slept with Alexandra. When the parking lot lights were too bright and the fan was too loud to sleep, Mike used his feet to check her ID to get her name(in case she heard him leaving), and to gather his clothes, before he pulled an Irish slip, and headed back to his own bed.

by Sagewilly January 12, 2014

Irish Stand-off

Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.

From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.

Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.

Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!

Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.

Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.

Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!

(Both shouting and screaming)

Mrs Dineen: Get off!

Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!

Mrs Doyle: I am.

by tobesure July 20, 2010

irish trumpet

When someone of Irish decent cums up their partners nose, and then smacks said partner in the lips with a still erected penis.

For example: "Dude's! I totally Irish Trumpet'd that chick at the pub last night!"

by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 15, 2018

Get someone's Irish up

Being severely pissed off.

Please don't get my Irish up.

by Saints February 23, 2005