Box of Crackers

Many people of the White/Caucasian race in an elevator at one time.

Shaquan: Ayo I can't believe dat fool Mrs. Mackenzie made us go to da libary

Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son

Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.

Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers

by gmanstation January 15, 2010

box cow

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008

Box waffle

(Adjective) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(Verb) When you make a fort of waffle boxes and masturbate in it.

(Adj.) "That guy is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Lets go box waffle."

by Mrs.Box waffle January 18, 2011

Bareknuckle Box

To have unprotected sex

I forgot a rubber so we just bareknuckle boxed.

by monsota September 20, 2010

jocky box

In the old west, a tool box carried aboard a stage coach where tools and odd parts were kept for emergency repairs.

Hammers, mallets, axle grease, spare axle retainers, horse shoes, nails, ax and adz, water, odds and ends, etc.
Any and all of these items might have been found in a jocky box.

by Kritiper August 13, 2010

Box rip

When you take a drink of wine directly from a box of wine such as Franzia.

I love playing cribbage and doing box rips with my grandma.

by Sunshyn713 November 20, 2010

droppin box

To "lay down the law" or, get things done. To tell it like it is.

"When things get out of hand in this mutha-funka, I start droppin box on they ass.

by J Doo Dee Doo Dee November 16, 2007