future of kpop

the future of kpop is enhypen. aka the only 4th gen kpop group to chart #1 on japanese billboard multiple times, their song ‘polaroid love’ is first and only song to surpass 810,000 listeners on melOn. The only korean act to chart all their k-albums on official german charts. Bite me is the fastest song by a 4th gen kpop group to reach 40m streams. first and only 4th gen group to have 2 songs reach 200m streams in spotify history. youngest & fastest kpop act in history to achieve 2 billion streams on spotify. fastest kpop group to surpass 6 million followers on spotify. kpop group with the 2nd most monthly listeners after BTS themselves and lots more

person A - “oh who’s the future of kpop?”
person B - “enhypen”

by nikiscoolest August 8, 2023

Future John

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

by B Holtz February 8, 2005

futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

Futhark Rune [also: Futhorc]

A runic language said to have evolved in Germanic and Norse countries from Ancient Greek script, actually gifted by dragons see Anglo-Saxon Fathork Runes

Futhark Rune also: Futhorc is an odd script.

by The Isbey September 15, 2008

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

futhamuck

when on your learners drivers permit, your mother must drive with you, the act of her always wanting to drive in your car so u can drive her around is futhamucking

MUM: lets go to the shops, well take your car
ME: mum i am sick to death of you futhamucking my muthafcuking magna...

by daniel waldog December 30, 2007

Futurista

An amazing group of forward-thinking individuals who are passionate about changing the world. Usually Latino or Latino issue focused individuals; Always optimistic on their view of the world and never afraid of challenges; Futuristas tend to be involved in movements that impact millions; Futuristas can usually be identified by their incredible sense of style and can often be found wearing their New Futuro swag.

"Pedro is a Futurista who wants to go to college and then plans build a tech company that will help millions of Latinos get into college and beyond."

by El_Guy August 24, 2012