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Free House

Term used by majority of teenagers both in person and on social media to imply that ones parents will not be home, used to have sex and parties or hopefully both
Slut - "Someone come over, parents are going away for the weekend, free house"!
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello June 13, 2016
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Free Pizza Nation

The Free Pizza Nation is a group of people who believe in free pizza for all. There is no money get what you get based on the work and how much it helps the community. It is run by Ismail Waleed
by Gaming Raptor February 9, 2018
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Romantic Celebrity Free Pass

a romantic agreement between a fan and a celebrity; a romantic hookup
My friends from FACT and I met Alicia Keys at a bowling alley. She is my Romantic Celebrity Free Pass now. Me and Alicia Keys were side-hugging. No one could take her away from me now.
by Girl Guru May 2, 2021
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free

How chavs and southerners tend to pronounce "three" of something.
"Yes mate, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like free of them watchamacallits please"
"Is that two fs or free (you dozy southern/chavtwat)?"
by spunky monkey August 20, 2007
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Free Balling

When one wears no underwear beneath his trousers
e.g Did you see Steves arse, he was free balling so hard.

Or, In the sport of cricket one is said to "free ball" when they wear no box (protects genitals) whilst batting.
Carl: are you alrite dude?
Hank: Na man I took one to the balls
Carl: did your box shatter?
Hank: Dude I was free balling
Carl: Ooooohh
by WOW enthusiast October 13, 2007
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hands free

Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.

Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.

The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.

Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
by stuntedmonk January 14, 2008
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hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.
by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003
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