Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!

UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!

by Mista Krabz October 1, 2017

Florter

The embroidery on a pillow

Darn my florter broke.

by Mr Tubbins November 6, 2017

florida state game

A code word for a hook up/ date .

Samantha and I are going to watch the Florida state game later.

by Jakehermanwillalwaysbeavirgin November 5, 2017

Florism

1.What florist do for a living

Greg,the florist, was the best at teaching new florist the ways of florism.

by Nightcorequeen47 November 5, 2017

Florida

Florida is a beautiful place filled with wonderful people, Florida is famous for its night life, gorgeous sceneries and white sand beaches. Let’s also not forget about the CLEAR water! From Miami to Orlando to Tampa you can always find something to do in Florida! So many attractions which bring so many tourists from all over the world there all the time! Winter? Who needs it! Florida is a paradise nobody can resist! Florida is also Home to the hottest guys and sexiest girls!! Florida > California

Friend 1: damn so many good looking girls

Friend 2: we must be in Florida

by Jeffaanda November 16, 2017

Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover

How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt

by Swampy69 August 18, 2018

Florida

The place where weird shit happens that is put on the news

Did you see that a person in a suit tried to burn a house down with pasta sauce in Florida on the news.

by Saltiness person December 4, 2018