flashing 12

A “Flashing 12” is a person with no technical inclinations' inept in all things technological. The name comes from the fact that when you walk into their house their VCR is Flashing 12:00, because they can not figure out how to program it.

I could have got a lot more done at work today but that flashing 12 from the finance dept kept interupting me with silly questions about operating her iPod.

by RebellionDog October 27, 2005

fashion crime

wearing clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid

That man in the too-tight jeans and yellow sweater is a walking fashion crime.

by Butchie December 19, 2003

Flashbacks

When referring to fanfiction, it describes the traumatic repercussions of reading Heat, a Korrasami fanfiction.

Fanfiction: *inserts something overtly sexual and maybe BDSM-related, or use of words such as "mistress," "punish," or "collar"*
People in comments: "Oh no the flashbacks 😳"

by NickiSam2378 October 18, 2020

Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.

Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic

by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009

fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

flashley

A girl named Ashley took nudes of herself and emailed to a male friend. That 'friend' took the ~pleasure in sharing the pictures with others.
Thus, Flashley.

Dude #1: "I heard Ashley's vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard..."
Dude #2: "It does. I saw pics. She looks like a total yeti down thurr."
Dude #1: "Lmfao, Flashley!"

by likesleeveofwizard April 23, 2008

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009