Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021

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fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

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fanny garden

A very hairy pussy

Oh I fucked Caron yesterday she’s got a fanny garden you know

by Fat fanny garden October 19, 2018

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Fanny

An annoyance, pester or lunatic. Generally known as an extreme insult to those of high intellect.

“Here, here, FANNY!”

by Tyler Clarkson November 29, 2022

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A close friend who aids you in the pursuit of pulling a female on a night out.

Similar to a wingman, although Fanny Saddler is a gender neutral term.

A Fanny Saddle can aid in the pursuit of both straight and lesbian sexual relations, but only when attempting to pursue a female.

"Hey Col mate, could you be my Fanny Saddler tonight?"

"Course I can Babs, I'll saddle it, you ride it"

by Mr A. M. Stonewalls September 13, 2021

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Fanny flutters

Fanny Flutters

The uncontrollable muscular contractions and spasms that woman get in the vagina after having rigorous sex the night before.

And on recollecting the evening involuntarily contract.

I was getting fanny flutters day, thinking about what you did to me last night.

by Lisyloopoo April 11, 2022

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