funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

funky chicken

To convulse or seize, esp. after being severely beaten in a fight.

Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!

Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!

by FunkyChicken April 14, 2008

Funky Chicken

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar

Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL

by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010

funky

a nice fashion style that is differend, cool, strange, weird. tight clothes

look at him, he's funky, yeah stylish.
today, i'm wearing funky clothes

by (unknown) November 10, 2003

Funkin' it up in the hizzouse

A fart, usually to the effect of producing a tremor higher than 3.0 on the Ricter Scale. Most likely juicy, and could possibly tear a hole in the ass of one's pants.

Got-damn!! Dave's funkin' it up in the hizzouse here!

by SPGLink February 21, 2003

Funkpussy

A nasty smelling vagina; one that may induce vomiting, or at the least, needs some major douching.

Shaniqua had some major funkpussy last night when I was fingering her.

by dadaevan February 15, 2009

funkhole

An orifice from which copious amounts of disturbing funk emanates.

Guy 1: So how was the lay with that girl last night?
Gut 2: Not that great, she had a real funkhole going on.

by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009