feckered

To be so intoxicated you cannot even spell properly. Being so high/drunk/buzzed that your lips are unable to pronounce words properly.

Yo Tom I‘m so feckered right now!

by Dude that’s my chocolate May 17, 2020

fecescious

joking or jesting about something in a manner that equates it to feces

The news reporter was fecescious in his criticism of the plumbing contractor that performed all the work that was now failing at the sewage treatment plant.

by savagetek June 8, 2020

Feck

The Irish word for fuck

What the feck is this shit??

by Nor.man March 26, 2020

Feck

It means fuck but legal.

Feck you beitcha.
Feck off bum.

by Fifty yeets September 6, 2020

Feclempt

Someone who is an angey and retarded leftist liberal who is scared of guns and the American flag, supports abortion and Black Lives Matter.

I’ve been serving this country for twenty-three years and have a shotgun and American flag at all times to show my respect.

Ugh! Shut up you racist, ignorant, Nazi, Russian Spy! I’m going to report you to the authorities right now!

Don’t be so Feclempt.

by ghostraid September 8, 2020

Fecal Treacle

When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle

I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle

by Matt.Ed September 22, 2020

fecalcetiously

Speaking from the point of view of the anal sphincter. A serious approach to the enhancement of the knowledge of all things fecal.

Robert Charles NOW ?
I aspire to ALWAYS talk shit🙃‼️
~Fecalcetiously, of course.😜~

by DocZee October 18, 2020