Dutch Painting

Fine bitch with DSL is giving you dome and just as you discharge your gun into her cockholster you slap her so hard she spits the cum all over your wall and BAM a modern art masterpiece. Then that girl leaves and the next one comes and and the whole process takes place again on another wall.

Alex- How did you get that fine white art painting on your wall?
Jesse- Well, This spunky broad was all up on my dome piece so I let her choke on my baby maker for a little bit, I told her seconds before I blew not to swallow, after shooting my love sniper I gave her the quick one two "a.k.a the donkey punch" straight to the side of her dome piece ……..and that's a Dutch Painting is made

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

dutch sailor

when another person jerks your arm while you hold your cock.

damn liam that was one good dutch sailor, my arm is wrecked.

by big dick bastard brandon1 June 28, 2010

Dutch Oven

The act of crapping in a skillet or pan and leaving the lid on it for a victim to discover.

I left Billy a Dutch Oven on the stove. He was pissed.

by Dutch O September 11, 2014

Dutch ruddered

The act of being carbon coppied on company wide congradulatory emails causing digital waste. This term is also prevelant when the person being praised is not the one who did the work.

Dude, did are you getting these emails? Looks like Steve is getting Dutch Ruddered over the hard work I did.

by sMs021 July 31, 2009

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 1, 2010

Dutch Rudder Keen

Is a term that when used gestures a definite 'keen-ness' to do whatever is suggested. Widley recognised as the phrase used to suggest an ultimate and concluding agreeance to do whatever is suggested.

Keen for a hasticle?' 'Dutch Rudder Keen mate

by Chip Hazard November 8, 2010

dutch hot tub

While receiving Fellatio in a hot bath, one shoves their partner's head under the bath water. While their head is submerged the other defecates into the bath water during climax.

Dude one: "That chick asked me for a dutch hot tub!"

Dude two: "gross man, what did you say?"

Dude one: "I was like 'Damn bitch, you nasty!' then i shoved that hoes face in the water!"

by myrealnameisdefenatlynotmatt February 26, 2011