Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

Dirty Erwin

When someone named Erwin ties Cherries to a string and then uses them as sex toy on the girl of their choice (usually done While watching anime or enjoying a good book) Don’t let Erwin fool you though, once those cherries are In it’s hard to say if they are ever coming out.

I was getting bored of our nightly routine of what happens in the bedroom so I decided I was going to try out a dirty Erwin on my girlfriend.

by Lovely_Peaches_69 April 18, 2020

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty goulet

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but you give her a goatee, a'la Robert Goulet.

I went to Vegas, picked up a bombshell & gave her a Dirty Goulet to teach her a lesson.

by Sir Roses Artie March 22, 2008

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Dirty Lucien

When you take sex one step further from pleasing to ~aesthetically pleasing~. You will proceed to take pictures with a huji camera from behind.

“I’m feeling artsy and want to remember tonight, let’a try a Dirty Lucien”

by cheesy1517 April 15, 2020

dirty jamilly

When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit

I did the dirty jamilly last night with treebranch, leaf blower, and julian.

by Gotm_oof October 1, 2017