Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023

Diaperia

When you got diarrhea so bad you need to be wearing a diaper; especially around other people and going to bed.

Honey, please wear a diaperia before coming to bed because I'm not washing the sheets or blaming the cat tonight.

by Getchuckie August 6, 2023

Dipper

A chef that leaves work before service

Busy night and the dipper is already at home

by Jktc August 30, 2023

Dumper

A person who sells a large quantity of drugs

Real member sells so much coke, he’s a real dumper

by OG member August 30, 2023

Diaper Foam

The foam extracted from a nursing home patient's diapy wipey after being used for government experimentation aka PSYOP milking.

Edow Robert mentions this in Sahelanthropus Gobb annual bitey bite sleazefest in The Land Beyond Dreams by Stephen King.

Bill Murray: I smell diaper foam! Yuuuck!
David Cross: I was sticking my head in the toilet and singing Nicki Minaj songs, what was that?
Bill: I said I smell diaper foam, goddamnit!
David:Oopsy! Me diapey full daddy!!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom July 14, 2024

dipper dilly

Fishing expression for diving lures, due to the way it dives and moves in the water.

“Let me get one of them dipper dillys for my line”.

by JBo42 August 8, 2024