dank you very much

thanking someone after receiving weed as a gift or a present.

Bill: hey Ted, try this rad bud.
Ted: dank you very much, my most excellent friend Bill.
Bill: rad
Ted: rad

by toemas April 24, 2015

dank meme vine compilation

A collection of dank meme vines which are short and usually offensive.

"wow, I can't get enough of these dank meme vine compilations!"

by spicychickenwings March 1, 2017

that dank shit from walmart

A bright neon ball that you'd find in the middle of a vegetable section in Walmart.

Yo man, I got that dank shit from Walmart, wanna go to the pitch tonight?

by Pixelasia December 16, 2018

Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.

Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.

by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018

1/2 on a bag of dank

To go half's in a bad of chronic buddha with a friend/accomplice.

Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."

by Diego September 3, 2003

swisher sweet dank blunt

yummy blunt that has a flavoring, but you're smoking weed.

This swisher sweet dank blunt is getting me stoned man.

by thanksantsthanks October 19, 2010

dank memes gang

A facebook group who thinks they are dank but whole group is full of normies

John: Hey do you know dank memes gang?
Jimmy: Yeah, a group of normies.

by Dank Empire July 14, 2017