deprovement

opposite of improved, duh.

the new office is a major deprovement over the old one. but at least it's high up so i can jump out the window and kill myself

by alexis negro June 3, 2008

Nerd depression

1. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could live in the fictional universe that game or movie takes place in and are brought down by the realization than they can not.

2. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could be the central character of that piece of media, and are disapointed thinking their lives suck in comparison.

(Common causes): Avatar (film), Mass Effect, D&D, WOW, Star Trek.

1.

Guy 1: Hey dude whats wrong?
Guy 2: I was just thinking, nothing seems to come close to being as amazing as anything on Pandora.
Guy 1: I think you may be suffering from a bad case of Avatar nerd depression.
2.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you cover for me at work?
Guy 2: Commander Shepard doesnt have to cover for his Co-workers! He saves the galaxy then sleeps with Tali!
Guy 1: Holy shit dude calm down! looks like you got a bad case of Mass Effect nerd depression.

by Lord Scrambles February 21, 2010

Direct Deposit

A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.

Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.
Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.
Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!
Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.

by JBento June 9, 2009

depogit

When an asain man in a video store is trying to ask for a 15 dollar DEPOSIT, but has a thick accent.

You cannot buy that without a 15$ depogit

by Mister floopger January 10, 2008

Dependocrat

Someone who votes democrat because they rely on the pandering handouts given to them by the government. A big believer in the Nanny-State. Not quite a commie rat but with definite communist leanings. They never really accomplished anything in their life but somehow think the world owes them something.

The Authur Spooner character on "King of Queens" played brilliantly by Jerry Stiller is a good example of a dependocrat. He leeches off his daughter and son-in-law as well as the government and doesn't have a pot to piss in due to his own lack of planning or ambition.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.

I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.

by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008

Post Collegiate Depression

the feeling of loss and desire to return to a college setting after one has either transfered or graduated.

Tim, I think I have Post Collegiate Depression, I want to go back to Penn State, I don't want my life to start yet.

by tradewind September 4, 2006