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Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!
Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.
by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018
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Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.
"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009
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crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck
by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020
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Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.
Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????
by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009
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Cracking Effort

Used on its own to define a Task or errand of some sort. When you get someone to wash your car and they wax and polish it as well...Cracking effort!
by IggysDen March 26, 2018
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crack worry

When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.
Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"

"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"

Example of inverted crack worry:

"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"
by The Red Captain November 5, 2013
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Crack Poverty

Always broke because all money is spent on crack
He in crack poverty because all his money went on crack
by Fact One January 17, 2019
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