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Have a cookie 

Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.
"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"
Have a cookie by noriddle January 26, 2010

Cookie Head 

People who buy duffle bags and find enjoyment in watching South Park/Rick and Morty.
That boy got a sleep lip cookie head ahh lookin head.
Cookie Head by NotaCookieHead September 22, 2017

Mushy Cookie 

a college game, often played in fraternaties, where many mles stand around in a circle masturbating. Whenever someone cum's, they giz on to the cookie that is placed in the middle of the circle. the last person to get off on to the cookie is forced to eat it by his "buddies"
The idiot agreed to join in on a game of mushy cookie without knowing what it is. Schmuck.
Mushy Cookie by Balzac November 30, 2003

nookie cookie 

This is the true version.
A group of guys sit around a cookie, (preferably large cookie) and they all jack off on the cookie. The last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.
Nookie Cookie is a good game for the premature ejaculators.
nookie cookie by Hiawatha October 25, 2006

pink cookie 

a sweet smelling pussy that has been relatively unmolestered by the hand of man. You would not mind snacking on one of these sweet treats
the purple helmet warrior went on a quest to smash the pink cookie. Upon finding this sweet delight the legendary warrior smashed in the cookie and that is what legends are made of.
pink cookie by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

Yoshi's Cookie 

A really cool name for a girl(who likes nintendo)'s pussy.
Erik:Damn, that Emily has a really well baked Yoshi's Cookie!
Derek:Wasn't that only released in Japan?
Yoshi's Cookie by Snesf00lz May 1, 2009