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Candy Burn

The painful bumps and rashes that arise on your tongue and the inside of your mouth when you eat too much sour or rough surfaced candy.
"God damn, I ate three bags of sourpatch kids and I am suffering some serious candy burn."
by Mysteryman64 October 23, 2009
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Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.
by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011
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Candyfloss Wish

When you put candy floss inside a girls vagina, take it out once it is hard and sticky and pass it from your mouth to her mouth.

Warning: CandyFloss may lose flavour whilst inside the vagina.
Girl: What are you doing with that Candyfloss?
Boy: I thought I could give you a Candyfloss wish...
Girl: What's that?
Boy: Open your legs and I will show you!!!
by Johnny Tatum April 17, 2013
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Cindy

Cindy is very cute
And is ALWAYS on point with the aesthetics
She will dance all night long at parties and is super loyal to her closets friends. But don’t ever fuck with a Cindy cause she is mad CRAZYY.
I wish I could be like Cindy. She’s just so perfect
by Okurrrr...1254 December 19, 2019
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thumb candy

1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy
Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!
by Camper October 13, 2002
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Lap Candy

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"
by Anona1989 May 1, 2009
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cotton candy

the sexiest food in the world. if you are a girl you are pink and a guy is blue. if a girl and a guy both like cottoncandy they should def be together :)
omg...u like cotton candy too?? we are autimatticcally inLOVE
by <3 =] :p December 10, 2011
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