colson attack

When your on any type of instant messaging service and someone has IM'ed you the second you sign on.

*Signs on AIM* (2:41:00 PM)
bob1234:((2:41:14 PM) hey whats up!
ME12244:(2:41:50 PM) dude, you just colson attacked me

by Delilah<3 July 30, 2007

Coltan

A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.

That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.

by Marshanic August 31, 2010

Colonel

A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).

Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!

by Matt and Russ April 21, 2008

colonheadface

a very ugly short woman with stinky skin.

Dude, its Ms. Lawrence. She's a fucking colonheadface.

by barrettppage July 25, 2006

Colotonism

The act of being a Gummy Bear, while being overly obsessed with turtles. Adorable at all times, and a lover of Asian songs. Can often be quoted as saying "Stop that" "No" "Bad" and "Tisk Tisk." Is madly in love with Randy Schiffelbein and plans to live in his basement for all of eternity, with his dominatrix wife Gleason. Gleason likes leather and sucking on Colotonism's ... toes. Colotonism is the creator of the popular game Pretty Pretty Princess. The inspiration for this game came from his personal fantasies and both he and his wife are proud of the game's success. Colotonism is often found wandering around wearing a small sailor costume, enjoying the company of Meade. Please do not tell his wife. Colotonism's childhood was spent dreaming of little sailors such as Captain Meelheim and eventually met his dream when he attended SUNY Gaytime. It seems that everything, and everyone one, that Colotonism wants he sets his mind on and conquers. Like his ability to translate Asian songs into British.

Ryan is the founder of Colotonism and believes Colotonism is not only a religion, but also a way of life. He is active in every part of the Colotonism and is a caring, compassionate, and submissive young man.

by Colontism's Mommy March 19, 2008

Colonise

Colon Eyes is a sassy way of saying you’re a power bottom.

Like the word colonisation, you’re the first person to sit on a new man, instead of new land.

Stranger: Are you a top or bottom?
Simon: Henny, I Colonise

by TriXie August 16, 2019

Colon W

Text form - :w
Similar to the colon three (:3) face, the colon w face can be used in various situations to express emotions/feelings such as: Aggression, scorn, zest, submission, amusement, etc. Or it can be simply used when you have nothing else to say.

"You to ugly, I hate you."
":w" (colon w)

by Renegadio February 19, 2011