Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

Click clack

Click clack urbinally derived from the latin language meaning HARDBODIED FEMALES, possessing attributes such as:

1.SUCCESS

2.BEAUTY

3.OUTSTANDING INTELLECTUAL ABILITES

These females are a rare gem amongst the female population; approximately 1 in 10 million.

Transitioning into a click clack female entails physical, financial and mental improvement.

FEMALE 1: OMGGGGG I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT AND YOUR HAIR!!!

FEMALE 2: *WHISPERS* ...OH DIDNT YOU KNOW IM PART OF THE CLICK CLACK FAM MOVEMENT???

FEMALE 1: WHATS THAT'S CAN I BE A PART OF IT??

FEMALE 2: ..... NO!!!!!

by click clack female May 26, 2010

clank

To Shoot a Nigga. to be shot or shot at

"Did you see that nigga get clanked"

by tony correia October 3, 2003

clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

Click Clacks

Testicles.

She was slobbin' all on the click clacks.

by dawnduhduh February 21, 2009

clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'

"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."

by Gwynne January 31, 2004

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014