Captain Dylan

Captain Dylan is the greatest character in the Duke Nukem series. He's a billion times better than any other character, Duke included. He's super tough, super sexy, and super annoying- I mean funny.

In a way...

Dylan is Duke.

J: Did you hear about Captain Dylan's victory against the aliens, G?
G: Yeah! Awesome stuff!

by slap_mcbald October 16, 2021

Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos

Captain Persassy is so cool!

by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 18, 2021

CaptainBango_

Better than 1Bitjuju

CaptainBango_ Is better that 1Bitjuju, because she is more creative, funny and is smarter than 1BitJuju will ever hope to be.

by bang0 November 24, 2021

captainkenzie

The best cat ever who is related to a furry girl

Person: Hey have you seen captainKenzie ?

Person 2: yeah he's with that nice furry girl

by Catbready January 28, 2022

Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022

captain walsh

someone you have to salute him every time he walks by

captain Walsh rocks

by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022