Canadian Dick Wrestling

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.

The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.

by JungleJimbo August 30, 2017

Canadian Nae Nae

When one covers one's hand with maple syrup and continues to thrust their hand down their opponents throat.

person 1: your sister was wild last night she asked for a Canadian Nae Nae
person 2: goddamn!

by xander0 July 23, 2018

Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Canadian Sticky Buns

"When a guy is bending over a female and nears climax, but instead of ejaculating pours maple syrup all over her booty and exclaims "sorry"!!!"

I woke up early to surprise my girl with Canadian sticky buns. Sorry! Happy birthday!

by Stickybuns June 23, 2016

Canadian Yeast Infection

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.

For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.

I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.

by PerryG December 11, 2019

Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.

Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.

by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020

Canadian Bear Trap

you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them,

A Canadian Bear Trap

That canadian bear trap sure hurt my penis!

by de brad January 22, 2007