Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"

Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!

by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008

cake

1) A kilo of cocaine
2) Money
3) Pastry, generally baked in a pan.
4) Something you never actually get in the game Portal.

1) "hey man you get my cake?"
2) "yeah man, you got the cake?"
3) "yeah man i got you a cake... it's filled with ice cream"
4) "The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie."

by alienstunt January 9, 2008

cake

when a girl puts to much makeup on

cough cough cake

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

by metdizzle February 16, 2008

yellow cake kambic

A person who has a obsessive compulsive need to find yellow cake uranium in foreign countries before invading them and stealing their oil.

I was watching CNN last night and this yellow cake kambic guy came on saying that there was only 5 tons of uranium in Iraq but no yellow cake was found.

I say, give him a twinkie and his yellow cake craving will be extinguished.

by leo cuban August 4, 2006

hot fudge cake

This is where a man shits in his partner's ass, then proceeds to fuck the ass, using the shit as lubrication. The man then cums in the partner's ass. Then, the cum and shit is squeezed out and the man proceeds to eat this from the hole. The man then performs oral sex on his partner whilst spreading the cum/shit mixture all over his partner's genitals. After the partner's orgasm is reached, the man proceeds to kiss his partner.

Hey, did you want to have a hot fudge cake tonight?

No honey, I already had pie.

by AnyonomousUser September 19, 2007

Cake Stand

Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand

The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.

by Marion Girls January 17, 2009