coughin' nails

A nickname for cigarettes.

You need to give up those coughin' nails, because they're not good for your health. No wonder you're always coughin'.

by GenuineNerd2 May 17, 2015

couchrot

What happens when you are in couchlock for too long.

My ass is starting to hurt, I must be coming down with couchrot.

by Ang April 21, 2005

couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

by Noraa May 27, 2007

Caught one in the net

Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".

Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!

by FIATC February 1, 2009

couch coma

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons

"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"

by downplay August 21, 2009

Couch Whale

Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch

Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep

by swmf2 December 29, 2009