Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

Clam scam

A cocktease but for women.

Man, that Bert's a certified clam scam

by Arthur vader July 7, 2011

Clam stamp

A physical gesture consisting of a person creating a vagina with his or her hands by connecting the index fingers and thumbs in an extension while the other fingers are clenched as in as fist. Then thrusting this hand formation forward quickly so as to place a stamp. This stamp is bestowed upon those who willfully exhibit weak and otherwise un-manly or "pussy" actions

That guy just got dragged out of the bar by his wife. Lets clam stamp his forehead!

by Falcon 2012 January 7, 2012

Land-Clam

Noun- Yet another euphemism for vagina.

Harry and I are going out trolling for land-clam.

by Goatboyrising August 23, 2005

Manhattan Clam Chowder Bowl

can only happen when a woman is on her period, especially when the blood is clotting. this takes place when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina while she is on her period; the semen and blood mix together. it is completed when the woman pushes it out of her vagina.

" When Rod is finished having sex with Jill he likes to feast on her Manhattan clam chowder bowl."

by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008

TRANSLUCENT CLAM CHOWDER

A slang word for cum because of the appearance. Cum that is lumpy and having a egg white texture to it.

When she got done sucking me off she let me spray my translucent clam chowder on her face.

by Homey D September 18, 2010

Clam Hands

When your hands are cold and clammy.

Hey! Get yer clam hands off me!

by aehmoto June 19, 2010