bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

Boston Clam Chowder

Performing cunnilingus on a woman after ejaculating into her vagina.

Rob came inside her, but since she wasn't done, he got down and enjoyed some Boston Clam Chowder.

by CBK2k7 December 10, 2008

bouncing the bearded clam

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

by Mel09 May 17, 2006

Stuffing the Clam

When the vagina is jam packed full of a male reproductive organ and the woman cries out from the over abundance of cock being stuffed in between her vaginal walls

Friend: What did you do last night?

Little White girl: I went out with this guy named Dyonte

Friend: How did that go?

Little White girl: We went to dinner and later that night I invited him to my place, and he kept stuffing the clam so fucking hard last night!! It was non-stop

by Dyonte Long Dong October 25, 2012

The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

dribbling clam

A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.

After seeing Mary's dribbling clam, Rupert realised no extra lubrication was required.

by Loopydave January 17, 2011