Reiki-buttered

Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .
This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.
by DianaTremaine February 22, 2019
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Butter luck

Also known as having your butter dropped, when your hiking in the woods and you find a clear trail to walk on after having some bad hotdog luck
Hiker one: finally, I can see the main trial. We are saved

Hiker two: I think my butter just dropped

Hiker one: I know man this is some butter luck
by Satansbaby666 April 30, 2020
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Maple Buttering

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.
Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.
by canuck1991 August 30, 2016
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Stutter Butter

a term used acting as a product that doesn't cure but effeciently dissolves speech impairments for a flexible period of hours. this product is not real but primarily used in a form of sarcasm or methods/techniques of minimum to severe bullying. a high dosage of this is said to lead to stutteritus and sometimes overdose.
Richard Stutterman- damn i wrote a long grocery list last night.

· stutter butter
· stutter alfredo
· macoroni and double double-c cheese
· sunny Deep breathe
· a gallon of depression
· 12 pack of Dr. Pauseineverysentence
· and a please dont leave me Baby Ruth
by bulletface May 01, 2015
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butter dog

A mainly Japanese pursuit in which liberal amounts of butter (slightly warmes) are smeared on a bird's minge, and a dog (normally a Golden Retriever) is then brought in to lick it off.
Miss Yang took great pleasure in introducing the Tupperware Party to Butter Dog.
by White WeeWee January 27, 2005
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butter face

everything on the girl is hottt but her face
i was drunk and i hooked up with a butter face.
by m.chapman April 28, 2003
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Butter Tits

1. adj. used to describe the shape and texture of ones tits. Almost always used to describe any fat girls cleavage.

2. The extreme sag of the titty area, as if it were made of butter.
"I heard Tessa has straight butter tits."
"Of course she does, she weighs about 403."
"Dammmmn"

"That hooker has the lumpiest butter tits I've ever seen, I could barely get head from her."
by Dtron 3000 October 27, 2008
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