He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one
by Youze a lame June 9, 2018
Get the Brandon vallemug. Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.
Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
Get the Brandon Turnmug. A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit
by QSS November 6, 2017
Get the brandon bushmug. An Asteroid.
Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the Brandon Sandersonmug. by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018
Get the Autistic Brandonmug. 
he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon
i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know
by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023
Get the Brandon Calderonmug.